Posted by
Chairman Mao on Monday, June 16, 2008 1:34:22 PM
B. C. History
The Ice age was a critical ecological disaster. It was also the beginning of the world we live today. For early humans it was a hard time when many cultures disappeared.
At the time that early humans were confronted by the great Ice Age ecological disaster, there was a proto-Liberal among the Neolithic men. He was a wimpy fellow who refused to hunt animals and mostly stayed back whining among the women.
“Is being snowing for forty days straight and it is all your fault,” he whimpered, “inventing fire and producing all those greenhouse gases,” the proto-Liberal continued, “we need to abandon all of our evil technology and go back to being apes in harmony with nature,” he proposed.
Fortunately, the hunters of that time after giving careful consideration to what the proto-Liberal had to say decided he was worthless and the very next day used him for bait. They killed a polar bear and feasted on it for five days.
And that is how Humans survived Climate Change