Posted by
Chairman Mao on Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:02:33 PM
I am just came back from reading a story about a school in Norway were kids are been told by their female principal to seat in the toilet while urinating.
Isn’t it predictable that a public official of a European country should declare the female desire for a neat bathroom as an inalienable right?
What can you expect from a continent were the word ‘cowboy’ is used as an insult?
In North Korea, during the seventies, every day at six thirty in the morning loudspeakers in every block would start blaring patriotic hymnals. Men, women and children, the able and the infirm, the young and the old, absolutely everyone will have to bust out of their bed and form into three rows in the middle of the street where a local communist will lead everyone into a set of aerobics exercises for 45 minutes.
Kim Il Sung, the beloved leader of the nation, just wanted to make sure everyone was in good shape.
Once, Chairman Mao decided that he could increase China’s production of wheat by killing all birds.
“A bird eats two ounces of wheat a day,” he said, “That is 96000000000 million ounces. We can increase our net production of wheat by many tons if we eliminate the birds.”
Don’t question the math; he probably used the same firm that conduct polls for the New York Times.
So next, the complete nation of China set out to kill every bird in their air space. Labor was stopped in every school, office, factory and hospital. The mass immense of one billion Chinese ripped branches from threes and harassed and annoyed the birds until exhausted they could fly no more. Then, they killed the worn out animals with their feet.
The millions of death, jays and crows, larks, vireos, swallows, chickadees and titmice, wren and mockingbirds were loaded onto trucks and taken to Tiananmen Square were the living God of China presided over a parade featuring several hundred truckloads of death avian enemies of the people. (PETA, Green Peace and WWF remained silent)
Now, don’t you think that the school principal in Norway feels just a little as powerful as, Mao Zedong,
or even Kim Il Sung?
Sure, she only has absolute power over some school boys for now, but hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day, was it?
Call me paranoid but I worry when government officials seem to be overtly concern with my well being. Somehow, I don’t quite believe their good intentions. I even have the sneaky suspicion that they are testing how far they can go before a few of us will push back.
The best way to test the limits of your power is to tell people to do something completely irrational and see if they will comply.
Every rookie cop knows this; if you are facing a guy with a knife you test your control of the situation by asking him to do something for you. If he complies, you know you can push some more, if he complies further you knows you are on your way to owning him,
It is only when he tells you to shove your two way radio up your lower intestine that you know you have to use force.
Now, if you are a school principal, a female at that, what better way to demonstrate your absolute power than demanding the boys to squat like girls while going to the bathroom? It is absolutely brilliant.
Today they urinate like girls tomorrow they’ll let you tax 90% of their income. There is only one problem with this Socialist shining path to power:
Islamic Imperialism.
The world is full of young, educated Muslims whom daily resent the way in which their governments make submissive and humiliating concessions to countries like Denmark and Norway, who appear so weak their boys don’t even dare to urinate like men.
Truly, a country full of boys that seat to urinate; doesn’t that sound just like the ideal place for a though, God fearing man to turn into his Caliphate? A place that would sell you the rope with which you are to hang them?
What is the value of billions of dollars in soldiers, training and weapons if you are so wrapped in your own prejudices that you will never use them?
This explains why Socialists believe it is absolutely essential to find an accommodation and appeasement with this Muslim swell of rabid Nationalism, simply put; the Muslim’s reaction throws a cosmic monkey wrench into the Socialist scheme of progressive domination over the individualistic West.
The Western path to Socialism rest on Multiculturalism, Political Correctness and Environmental Regulation; these are the tools to turn a warring Europe and a profiteering USA into a global Sweden.
The West cannot be made Socialist unless one; change the culture and,
Condition its populations to always submit to supranational organizations, like for example; the UN,
Do you realize that nowadays it is up to the UN to assess what is the proper response of a nation if your neighbor happens to drop, lets say, 4,000 rockets onto your territory?
That is the function of Multiculturalism.
Political Correctness then is needed to tidily suppress all dissent. Without political correctness the Left has to discuss issues. Thanks to political correctness it only needs to attack dissenters as bigots, sexist, homophobes.
Environmental regulation is essential to insure that the government has an excuse to lawfully expropriate and/or infringe on private property, or declare great stretches of land as ‘collectively owned.’
Socialist want a peaceful, slow (progressive) transformation of Capitalism into a Marxist Utopia. They have renounced violence, in every form, even against serial killers, organized crime and child rapists. Violence was tried and it failed they whine.
(See Che Guevara)
Being a Socialist but not a revolutionary can only be justified if one exalts peace as the highest value. When one gets attacked the only valid response is to run to the nearest therapist, or grief counselor.
Only by making pacifism a value above all others can a Socialist justify their contempt for capitalism and at the same time justify their abject co-existence with private property and profit.
Multiculturalism can’t survive war. War requires loving your country more.
Political Correctness can’t survive war. War requires being able to pass value judgments by defining an enemy. Have you notice how hard it is to define not only if we are at war, but even who are we at war with?
-Ok bomb them just do it without being offensive-
As for environmental protection; what are the chances of a country worrying about the fate of the Porcupine Caribou while needing industry and resources to guarantee its very own survival?
Nazi-Islamist don’t want multiculturalism but cultural hegemony. They don’t want political correctness they want theocracy and as for environmental policy go take a look at the environmental history of Central Asia and the Middle East. Do I need to say more?
That is the real reason why the Left appeases, minimizes and denies the danger. That is why the discourse of the left sounds just like the chatter of the demented. One day the Left refers to the CIA as a shadow organization seeking the legitimization of torture, the very next day the very same CIA is talked about as a bastion of transparency exposing the true reality on the Iraq war.
And notice that such somersaults of passion and logic do not seem to trouble anyone.
It is a bad time to be a Socialist Progressive their plan has no application to the current conditions and a lot of those who they were trying to name as victims are actually trying to kill them.
That is why so many are so desperate that they are hoping the Nazi-Islamist will do their dirty work for them.
Those more opportunistic among Socialist think that a since peaceful evolution towards socialism seems impossible or, at least unlikely, and since they don’t have the courage or desire to try it.
Maybe they ought to hope for the violent destruction of the West at the hand of brown Imperialists.
After all, a weakened poorer West may find it has no alternative but to wrap itself into rationing, legalism and regulation and that it is the Progressive Socialist specialty.